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初一短篇英语笑话100词(1.5分钟回答完急用,
初一短篇英语笑话100词(1.5分钟回答完急用,
初一短篇英语笑话100词(1.5分钟回答完急用,
The Doctor Knows Better
A man was hit by a cab in the street.He was brought to the hospital.His wife who was standing up by his bed,said to the doctor:"I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,Hearing this,the man moved his head and said:"I'm not dead.I'm still alive." "Be quiet,"said the wife."the doctor knows better than you!" 医生懂得多 一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:"我想他伤得很厉害."医生说:"我怕他已经死了."听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:"我没死,我还活着."妻子说:"安静,医生比你懂得多."
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. 一个人走进了商店，他看见了一只可爱的小狗
He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?" 他问店主人：“你的小狗咬人吗？”
The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite." 店主回答：“没...
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A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. 一个人走进了商店，他看见了一只可爱的小狗
He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?" 他问店主人：“你的小狗咬人吗？”
The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite." 店主回答：“没有，我的狗不咬人”
The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. 这个人于是就想拍下狗但是那只狗咬了他！
"Ouch!" He says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!" “啊！”他叫了起来“你不是说你的狗不咬人吗？！”
The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog!" 店主人回答说“那不是我的狗”
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