求一小段精彩英语自我介绍!不要有自己的姓名，大约时间控制在一分半钟！比较搞笑！比较震撼！

求一小段精彩英语自我介绍!不要有自己的姓名，大约时间控制在一分半钟！比较搞笑！比较震撼！
求一小段精彩英语自我介绍!
不要有自己的姓名，大约时间控制在一分半钟！比较搞笑！比较震撼！

求一小段精彩英语自我介绍!不要有自己的姓名，大约时间控制在一分半钟！比较搞笑！比较震撼！
例句：
My name am Li Rong ,is a Class One Grade Six student of Hongshan elementary school.I like dancing,performing,managing,and singing!The hobbies are much more.I have written a good character,obtains teacher's performance frequently.From the first grade,I has been being various branches group leader.I had obtained many certificates,and have published many articles.Hoped that my performance can make you to satisfy!Hoped that my name can keep in your heart!
相关信息：
1、 以星座为话题作自我介绍
I’m an Aries.Arians are supposed to be courageous leaders but troublesome followers.Half true.I’m definitely a troublesome.follower.(我是牧羊座的.牧羊座的人据说是很有胆识的领导人物,但同时也是很会惹麻烦的部属.说对了一半,我的确是个麻烦的部属.)
I’m a Leo.Some good Leo traits are:broad-minded,loving,faithful.Bad traits are:bossy,patronizing.I’m a typical Leo.I’m faithful but patronizing.6park.com
(我属狮子座.狮子座的优点是心胸宽阔、有爱心,以及忠诚；缺点则是专横、自以为是.我就是典型的狮子座,忠诚却又自负.)
2、I’m a person of principle.I do NOT compromise.Because I don’t smoke ,I do NOT wear a T-shirt with a Marlboro logo,even if somebody gives one to me free.
我是个有原则的人,绝对不会妥协.因为我不抽烟,所以我也不会穿印有万宝路字样的T恤,即使有人免费送给我.
I’m a great salesman.I could sell a knockoff Windows 2000 to Bill Gates.
我是一个很棒的推销员,我能把盗版的Windows 2000卖给比尔*盖茨.
3、I love shopping!My mom(friends) says,I should become a legislator ‘cause I bring so many bills into the house.
我酷爱买东西!所以我妈（朋友）说我应该当国会议员的.因为,我把那么多的bill(账单/请愿书/法案)带进了the house(家里/议院).
以上一些简单自我介绍只是个参考,希望想学英语的同学或是想把英语说得更漂亮的人士能够举一反三做出更具魅力符合自己个性的自我介绍.
Sweetness of your name fills my heart when I forget mine — like the morning sun when the mist is melted.
英语面试常用句型
上午好/下午好/晚上好!我的名字叫…….今天有机会进行自我介绍深感荣幸.我乐意回答你们所提出来的任何问题.我希望我今天能表现的非常出色.
2、I am -years old,born in province/Beijing,northeast/southeast/southwest…… of china,and I am currently a freshman（大一新生）/sophomore（大二学生）/junior（大三学生）/senior（大四学生） student at Capital Institute of Physical Education.
我今年……岁,出生在……省/北京,它位于中国的东北/东南/西南……等部.我目前是首都体育学院大一/大二/大三/大四的学生.
3、 My major is sports training of basketball/voellyball/football/badminton/pingbang/tennis/
我主修篮球/排球/足球/羽毛球/乒乓球/网球/田径/游泳/跆拳道等运动训练专业.在我毕业以后,我将会获得学士学位.
4、In the past 1/2/3 years,I spend most of my time on study.I have passed CET3/4/6 and I have acquired basic knowledge of sports training both in theory and in practice.
在过去的1/2/3年中,我把大量的时间用在学习上.我已经通过了大学英语2/3/4/6级.而且,我已经从理论和实践二方面对运动训练专业的基础知识有了一个大致的了解.
5、Besides,I have attended several sports meetings held in Beijing.I am also the volunteers of China Tennis Open,Chinese Badminton Masters…… .Through these I have a deeply understanding of my major—sports training.
除此以外,我还参加了在北京举行的许多运动会.我还是中国网球公开赛,羽毛球大师赛……的志愿者.通过这些,我对运动训练专业有了一个更深刻的了解.
6、I have lots of interest,such as singing,dancing,drawing and so on.
我有很多兴趣爱好,如唱歌、跳舞、画画等.
7、Thank you!