英语幽默小短文（初一能看懂的)

英语幽默小短文（初一能看懂的)
英语幽默小短文（初一能看懂的)

英语幽默小短文（初一能看懂的)
Tom was an eight-year-old boy.He come to a new town with his parents.His family was very rich(富有的).They lived in a big,beautiful house with a big garden.They had a driver,a cook,a gardener(园丁) anda lot of servants(佣人).
Tom was going to a new school.On the first day his mother said to him,“Tom,be modest(谦虚) at school.Don't say we are rich.”
Tom said,“All right,Mom.”
Then Tom went to his new school and met his new teacher and new classmates.And he sat down with the other children in his class.The teacher said,“Good morning,boys and girls.This is Tom,your new classmate.Now let him introduce himself to you.”
Tom stood up and said,“My name is Tom.My family is poor(穷).My father is very poor.The gardener is very poor.The cook is very poor.And all the other servants are very poor.So I am very poor,too``` ”
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汤母是个8岁的男孩,他和他的父母去了一个新城市.他爸爸非常有钱.他们居住在一个又大又漂亮,有一个花园的房子里.他们有一个司机,一个厨师,一个园丁和许多佣人.
汤母将去一个新学校.第一天,他妈妈对他说:"汤母,在学校谦虚点,别说我们很富有!"
汤母说:"好的,妈妈!"
然后汤母去了他的新学校,见了他的新老师和新同学.他坐到了班里另一些同学旁边了.老师说...

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汤母是个8岁的男孩,他和他的父母去了一个新城市.他爸爸非常有钱.他们居住在一个又大又漂亮,有一个花园的房子里.他们有一个司机,一个厨师,一个园丁和许多佣人.
汤母将去一个新学校.第一天,他妈妈对他说:"汤母,在学校谦虚点,别说我们很富有!"
汤母说:"好的,妈妈!"
然后汤母去了他的新学校,见了他的新老师和新同学.他坐到了班里另一些同学旁边了.老师说:"早上好,男孩女孩们,这是我们的新同学:"汤母,现在,让他介绍下他自己!"
汤母站起来说:"我叫汤母,我家里很穷,我爸爸非常穷,园丁非常穷,厨师也非常穷,所有的佣人都非常穷,所以我也非常穷......

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A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobil phone but discovered that she was out of credit ;she instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to daddy who is at the ...

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A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobil phone but discovered that she was out of credit ;she instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to daddy who is at the construction site.
After her son had called ,he got back to mummy to infrom her that it was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile . Women! She watied impatiently for her husband to return from the construction site .The moment she sighted him,she gave him a very hot slap.While the man was trying to ask why ,she repeated the slap.People from neighborhood rushed around to know the cause of his .
The man asked his son to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called,he said,"The number you are trying to call is not reachable at the moment.Please try again later".
一个妇女想打丈夫的手机找他，但是发现她的手机余额不足，于是她吩咐儿子用他自己的手机给正在建筑工地上的爸爸打电话传递紧急信息。
儿子打完后，回到妈妈的身边说，他打了爸爸的手机三次，一位女士接了三次。女人！她心急火燎地等丈夫从建筑工地回来。她一看见丈夫就给了他热辣辣的一巴掌。男人正要问个究竟，她又扇了他一巴掌。街坊邻居都跑过来想弄清楚事情的原因。
男人让儿子告诉大家，他打电话时那个女人说了什么。他回答说；“你所拨打的电话暂时无法接通。请稍后再拨。”

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